From Thunder Bay Bandwiki
(Must read this with an uber german accent)
Brainz von Braun is the scariest man on earth you know. He is so strong yah, but he is also strong with his geetar you know it almost frightens me like a little girl ya. He is like a god with his guitar that he calls 'ze luftwaffe'. But he is very pretty so the girls they do not run when they see him.