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The story of Al is a lengthy one

Al was born in Romania on December 23rd, 1974 and grew into one of the most influential, "behind the scenes" member in the Thunder Bay music scene. During his long music career he played in such bands as The Speedway Detectives, and Jordanna And the Bastard Hammers. One of his greatest accomplishments as a musician was when he played every instrument simultaneously during a jordanna and the bastard hammers concert. In the last year of his life he was the jug player for Dishonourable Discharge. He joined Dishonourable Discharge when he was found in Jeremy's bass drum curled up with a jug of whiskey. To play different pitches Al would drink while playing. Al is known to be one of the best behind the scene's musician to ever live. Before joining Dishonourable Discharge he educated the young hooligans on knowledge of the boston pancake, extreme drug use, alcoholism, and of course all their musical abilities. He spent 3 months in Tibet really high on PCP with tomsin and was mistaken for meditating. It was at this point that Dishonourable Discharge was formed. But his accomplishments were more than just musical. "I remember the day he discovered Mount McKay vividly. We were hanging out in Wayland park drinking Lakeport Lager at about 7pm. We had been drinking for about 36 hours straight. At one point, Al looked south and said "holy shit, there's a mountain!"It's really a moment I'll never forget. The next thing he said was, "I gotta puke..someone get me a beer, I'll be right back." I live my life by those words." - Dr. Destructo

It was originally named mount McAl but it scared people away from the view. So it was renamed by the city by the same idiot who named pie island. Al also tamed the silver islet giant and doomed him to eternal sleep in lake superior. When Thunder Bay became a city it was origianally called Al Bay but changed to thunder bay when Al used his magical thunder powers to fight the silver islet giant. To not take credit for the work of Al they named a street after him. MemoriAL avenue. Alcohol is actually named after him aswell because both are amazing.

Al was the organiser at spermfest in '94. over the 3 day punk rock festival, Al personally donated a litre to canada's various sperm bank sponsors. it was the most successful spermdrive in history. millions of canadians made the pilgrimage to pickle lake ontario where they were dazzled with the tones of north western ontario's finest music. some say that it dwarfed woodstock by comparison. the stones made a suprise appearance and the band donated a quart of semen. Al was granted the governor general's award for his efforts.

Al got out of jailtime (for hacking a woman to bits) using only his sense of humour. He told the jury he was madly in love with the girl and just wanted to axe her out. Al actually invented the finnish pancake and sold it to the hoito under the condition that it be called a romanian pancake, they later stole the recipe. He was also the reason why stratavari, not at fault, and rookie of the year broke up. One of the greatest accomplishments in local music history

it was a great day for humanity ... sept 11, 2001 ... Camden Blues was so touched by the events in New York ... the twin towers coming down and all ... that he decided to get the guys together to play a requiem for all the dead ...

it was seen as one of the most selfless acts ever in the history of thunder bay. the whole band rallied behind the cause with the thousands of dollars going toward feeding all the orphans ...

AL was in the crowd and Camden called him up to the stage. Shocking the audience!! since the past indescretions with the band (Al had sexual relations with all of their girlfriends), it was a great show of forgiveness and brotherhood!! they sang the most moving duet ever seen... which later led to the live release of "Kool Aid"... it was the reunion to end all reunions !!

Additionally to selling 0.8's at school, Al got banned from killroys for urinating in the bouncers mouth. In the later years of his life, he became shielas financial adviser and Jeremy's spelling coach. At this time it seemed like he was about to hit rock bottom. He was leaving his urinal stage and getting into his fecal stage. He had sex with both of Jay's parents when they offered him the couch to stay on. But luckily he did the impossible.

He met Dsquared in person and got to third base followed by a home run with his mother.

On October 23rd 2006, Al was killed by wrath of Blakkstorm. His legacy will forever be remembered.